WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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