I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
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thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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