Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My first STD was from a foam party
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
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I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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