Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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