Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Bring me that man meat
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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