I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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