love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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