I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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