I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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