these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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