oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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