what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Dignity is for republicans.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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