wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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