you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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