on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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