I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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