If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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