You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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