It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
id be glad to
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Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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