I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
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I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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