I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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