I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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