My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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