I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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