You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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