your parents love me but you hate me
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
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My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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