Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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