I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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