So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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