carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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