So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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