I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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