I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
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When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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