last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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