the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I need a beard to bite.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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