But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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