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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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