he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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