The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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