The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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