so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
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Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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