so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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