I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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