Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
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Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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