4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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Still dying that you shit outside
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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