Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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