I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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