she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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