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I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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