god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize